L E A D E R B O A R D
The office bracket-pool leaderboard has been posted:
As has become the tradition, this week’s leader board is movie-themed in honor of the Academy Awards:
1. Mike S. 286 Stars as power hungry administrator who can’t get remodeling done in Subcontractor Wars III: Revenge of the Staff
2. Scott 257 Stars in movie about employee whose questionable internet e-mail contacts are responsible for most office computer shutdowns in Crash
3. Jim 256 Stars a regular in Wayman pool whose chances are slim since remaining picks are (Un) Fantastic Four
4. Ben 247 Stars as son of experienced pool player who is in for a beating if he tells me one more time he is ahead of me in Ben Hur(t)
5. Jan 244 Stars as office party planner whose picnic is only enjoyed by McMillan, because he gets to show off all of his equipment, in Fun With Dick and Jan
6. Warren 242 Stars as novice skiing commissioner who wasn’t thinking of pool when he was 11,00 feet up in (I almost) Broke (my) Back (on that) Mountain
7. Mike M 238 Stars as partner who needs to win pool to pay for tickets he can’t give away to losing hockey team’s games in (Death) March of the Penguins
7. Patty 238 Stars as seasoned secretary butting heads with young lawyer in (You’ll) Walk the Line
9. Knight 234 Stars as associate whose time spent on the links is only surpassed by his ability to talk about it in Memoirs of a Golfer
Low Max ➷ Stars as aging partner who makes leader board every year because his birthday is during March Madness and to document his continued physical deterioration in Harried Partner and the Gall Bladder of Fire
Lowest Denise ∅ Stars in double feature as bar-hopping receptionist who is gone more often than here in The Constant Vacationer and White Russians With Love
As has become the tradition, this week’s leader board is movie-themed in honor of the Academy Awards:
1. Mike S. 286 Stars as power hungry administrator who can’t get remodeling done in Subcontractor Wars III: Revenge of the Staff
2. Scott 257 Stars in movie about employee whose questionable internet e-mail contacts are responsible for most office computer shutdowns in Crash
3. Jim 256 Stars a regular in Wayman pool whose chances are slim since remaining picks are (Un) Fantastic Four
4. Ben 247 Stars as son of experienced pool player who is in for a beating if he tells me one more time he is ahead of me in Ben Hur(t)
5. Jan 244 Stars as office party planner whose picnic is only enjoyed by McMillan, because he gets to show off all of his equipment, in Fun With Dick and Jan
6. Warren 242 Stars as novice skiing commissioner who wasn’t thinking of pool when he was 11,00 feet up in (I almost) Broke (my) Back (on that) Mountain
7. Mike M 238 Stars as partner who needs to win pool to pay for tickets he can’t give away to losing hockey team’s games in (Death) March of the Penguins
7. Patty 238 Stars as seasoned secretary butting heads with young lawyer in (You’ll) Walk the Line
9. Knight 234 Stars as associate whose time spent on the links is only surpassed by his ability to talk about it in Memoirs of a Golfer
Low Max ➷ Stars as aging partner who makes leader board every year because his birthday is during March Madness and to document his continued physical deterioration in Harried Partner and the Gall Bladder of Fire
Lowest Denise ∅ Stars in double feature as bar-hopping receptionist who is gone more often than here in The Constant Vacationer and White Russians With Love
posted by Knight at 4:38 AM
8 Comments:
Memoirs of a Golfer....now that's funny.
Morning
KJ: Good morning to you too.
I can't take the credit for the comments. But, I thought it was pretty funny, so I posted it. Goose might get a kick out of it, with all the law firm references.
Well, hell, son (that's you Knight), some funny shit there, and The Good Rev always appreciates a good laugh.
Got you on the sidebar, thanks man, you are a cool golpher dude.
Morning, Kristen.
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Good to see that your firm isn't "stuffy". But does your firm have a unisex bathroom like mine?
Hi Jenn, thanks for stopping by.
No unisex bathroom here. Truly not stuffy though. I good group of guys & gals.
Morning, Knight.
Funny guy, lol.
Hi Green Eyes, thanks for stopping by. Wish I could take credit for being that clever... but, I did change the names (well, at least some of them)
Sounds like you have a really fun bunch at your office, Sir Knight! Must make for fun days.
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