Friday, July 13, 2007

Men's Rules:

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.

See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

The Heat Wave Breaks Today


I try never to complain about the heat, cuz I'm an avid complainer about the cold and don't want to be a hypocrite. That being said... it's been pretty freak'n hot lately.

This week is just flying by... I am sure JENN is having a great time in Disney. I have a hearing today, then depositions tomorrow. It will be Friday before we know it. I will play some golf on Saturday, and maybe Sunday too. Not sure yet. I may go to see the new Harry Potter movie at some point as well.

I was reading the on-line paper today and saw this picture related to the heat. I liked it & wanted to share it with you.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

My 4th of July

The day was pretty cool, even though I am pretty lame.

I got up early and played golf at Manor Valley with 2 guys from work. I played pretty well. I did break 100 (98). The new clubs seem great... the distance, the feel... I did have a little trouble with direction at times, but hey... I have that anyway. Also, the 7 iron bump-n-run was a little tough. The ball seems to jump off the face a little more, so I was long the 2 times I tried it. What really killed my score was chipping. I need to work on that. I might just take a bucket of balls and keep hitting them till I feel more confident in that aspect of my game.

All in all, I am very pleased.

After golf... J, D & I sat at Rick's Sports Bar on Rt. 22 for a while drinking beer. (it's a pretty nice place to see a game I think) Then I stopped at Down the Road Saloon and had a couple more (which I didn't need). I then went home to take a nap (which I did need). By the time I woke up, it was too late to do anything and I had a headache, so I just stayed in.


Well, it's back to work today.

Hope you all had a great 4th.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

New Golf Clubs


I bought myself a new set of irons.

The Cleveland Launcher LPs...